dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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