God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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