I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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