i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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