if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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