But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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