That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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