found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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