We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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