if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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