Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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