best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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