When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
bring money and cleavage
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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