i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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