belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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