What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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