You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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