How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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