Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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