Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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