I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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