I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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