Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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