google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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