This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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