What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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