I'm drive I can fine osifer
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize