I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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