I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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