i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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