if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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