I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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