Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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