I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We are two peas in an std pod
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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