Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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