do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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