dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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