Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The feeling are messing with the penis
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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