They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
