my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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