And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
