His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
you never un-have a 4some
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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