that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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