I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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