Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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