I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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