we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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