Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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