Who did Billy Mays play for?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
