Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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