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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.

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  didn't that happen to you last weekend?

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  shut up.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..

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