ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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