guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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