dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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