When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
it's great music for shaving your balls
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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