I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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