she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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